Retarded Hookers

Thursday, December 16, 2004

I am going to see the girls tonight. Frisco told me I couldn't go, but forget about that. I got a box of Franzia and a naked picture of my ex. This is gonna be buck wild!

Tuesday, December 07, 2004


grrrrrrrrroooooooowwwwwwwwlll... Posted by Hello

Dahling...It is such a pleasure to meet you! Just call me Frances. Frances Underpants. Or FU, if that is tooo long for you! Posted by Hello

Sunday, December 05, 2004


A typical evening with the ladies... Posted by Hello
I.T.T. tech did not prepare me for this.

I was supposed to repair air conditioners.

Oh.

R.

E.

O.

Wait...

I should have gone into the Veterianary Assistant program.
That's HOT!

Anyone want a snack? I have a wide assortment of nuts.

Oh What a Site...

Let me tell you bout my night....it started off meeting up with the my fellow RH-ers. We were ready to make, yet another memorable night in the city...and boy, we certainly accomplished the task.

Tonight we hooked up with Joker, Smoker and 8pmToker...they were entertaining, as per usual! After keeping their company for quite some time, I found me a date with one of the most charming and escorts for an after-dinner drink. His name was Lawnge E. Ray...mmmmmm, he had some beautiful stuff....

Hang on a sec, honey...the phone is ringing, it might be my boss...seems like the evening might not be over yet....

Ciao baby...
FU
BEE YATCH!
Let's take a ride on the short bus...wait, no no no...the short limo.

That's just a car.